welcome to the official website of the 2002 dan quayle presidential campaign, for further information see the FAQ

(following photo reproduced with permission from wikimedia commons)

ABOUT THE SITE

produced and officially endorsed by the Past To The Back campaign fund, donations accepted via direct transfer, cryptocurrency, and human organs (type O preferred)

TOP CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTORS

• Gary Coleman
• Charles Jaco
• Corinne Quayle
• Senator Jack Kennedy
• the guy Dick Cheney shot in the face

QUOTES FROM THE QUAYLE HIMSELF

• "...the question is whether we're going forward to tomorrow or whether we're going to go past to the back!"
• "Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame." (last comment retracted due to threat of legal action from Brandon Flowers)
• "We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child."
• "Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here."

CLOSING REMARKS

"potatoe" is the correct way to spell the word, this will not be debated